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You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com
- Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not recieved
- Amazon: Warmest greetings my name is Thor.
- Me: Greeting. Thor. Can I be Odin ?
- Amazon: Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day?
- Me: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life
- Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occurred to cause this agony?
- Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How C3n we keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book.
- Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to you! I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things.
I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest in order to get the book back to you. - Me: Very well my son.
- Amazon: Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father.
- Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book.
- Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon. I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move
- Me: Ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book ?
- Amazon: haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book
- Me: Great!
- Amazon: Have you placed the order?
- Me: let me do that
done - Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you
That good? - Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet!
- Amazon: haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap!
- Me: Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man
- Amazon: No problem.Is there any other issue or question that I canhelp you with?
- Me: Nah that was it. Really appreciate it
- Amazon: Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin
- Me: Bye my son
